his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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