i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
