He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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