i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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