im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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