check it out our google latitudes are spooning
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I think my moral compass just broke
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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