I think I am morally bankrupt
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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