Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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