I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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