honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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