I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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