Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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