I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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