I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
