bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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