okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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