Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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