I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
