I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he thought i was a dude.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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