I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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