Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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