Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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