I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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