hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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