I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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