do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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