Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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