clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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