My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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