I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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