Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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