There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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