In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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