I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
