I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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