are you still at the devil's house?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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