he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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