Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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