Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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