Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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