I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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