I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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