Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
