Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he thought i was a dude.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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