I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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