Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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