Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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