So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
As shirtless as possible
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
