So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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