im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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