He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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