sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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