She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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