Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He did a backflip because drugs
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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