I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
