Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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